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you ever dreamt about finding an unreleased prototype
simply on the ground in the middle of nowhere? Or perhaps
you've envisioned yourself fighting the mother brain in
Metroid with less than a tank of energy left. Usually
when I'm low on money, I experience all these outlandish
dreams where I find/steal something I've been vying for
on ebay (eg. brand new nes!). |
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you have an NES related dream send me an email while it's
still fresh in your mind. I'll post your stories here
alongside my own delusions. Try to be very descriptive.
I don't care if it doesn't make any sense. Dreams aren't
supposed to have an ending. What
about wet dreams? Ok in most cases!! |
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you can figure out WHY you had this dream, send me an
explanation along with the story! |
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ME YOUR NES DREAMS TODAY! |
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The
Legend of Zelda Factory Sealed |
Author:
Andrew Baranyi |
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How
far will you go to get what you want? |
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Back
when I had no money and was really into collecting,
I dreamt about a mysterious pawn shop downtown in
the heart of a city I inherently made up. Inside
lied a factory sealed copy of the Legend of Zelda,
untouched in "pristine mint condition"! Lacking
funds at the time, I had to devise a plan quick
before the store owner became suspicious of my presence.
So I decided to walk out of the store with the game
at my side (facing opposite to the owner) with the
hopes that nobody would notice me. Unfortunately
this tactic backfired forcing me to act as if I
never had any intentions on stealing the item in
the first place. After climbing up a giant coke
bottle shaped blimp and playing some weird billiards
related game in a casino with my uncle, things got
pretty vague… |
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Brand
new NES from Toys Or Us |
Author:
Andrew Baranyi |
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Paranoid
thoughts |
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A
couple years ago, someone at a message board brought
up the notion that some Toys Or Us outlets still
embodied nos (new old stock) top loaders. Living
in a fairly large city there was little to no hope
(to me) that a system from 1995 would still exist
in the back of a store such as Toys Or Us! Yet I
still would wonder late at night "what if" a brand
new top loading nes system DID exist. When the obsession
grew larger I kept having these crazy dreams where
someone would "beat me to the punch" and snag the
last system from a store. I can remember having
this one dream where I noticed a person walking
through a local park to his car with a brand new
nes system in a white bag. While he was distracted,
I casually pick up the bag, turn around and walk
away in the opposite direction as if nothing had
happened. Halfway across the field I look back to
see him running towards me. The dream ends as I
give the bag back to him and try to come up with
a viable excuse. |
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Time
Travel |
Author:
Andrew Baranyi |
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What
would you do? |
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What
if you had the chance to go back in time to the
80's? What would you do? One time I had this dream
where I went back in time through some weird time
portal (of sorts) and ended on the top floor of
a local mall called Oakridge. Now that I was in
the 80's I had to find a store which sold factory
sealed nes games of course. Problem was I COULDN'T
FIND ONE! I combed through the mall at least three
times to no avail. My dream of owning Ghostbusters
factory sealed had failed. The dream then diverged
off course sending me back to the present with super
powers (don't ask me why!). I could now see with
tremendous accuracy and run at lightning speeds
like Mario. |
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Collecting
Bug |
Author:
Andrew Baranyi |
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Has
it bitten you yet? |
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On
the 28th of July 2003 I had this dream where I found
this retro looking arcade which sold old school
nes games. Walking into one of the rooms I quickly
rushed over to the shelf which had a fairly sized
stack of nes games. For whatever reason there were
A LOT of gold version carts. Even the game boy cartridges
were gold! The first game that really caught my
eye was this yellow bomberman cart. Don't ask me
why I kept finding all these weird looking carts.
Maybe I have a fetish for variations. After that
I found two incredibly fucked up looking Nintendo
Power tin waste baskets. You remember those things
right? In my dream they were shaped really oddly.
One of them had Mario's hand sticking out of the
mold and the other was shaped more like a watering
can. Weirdness… |
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Tentative
Explanation: The retro videogame store
idea came from a topic someone posted over at a
message board regarding the selling of EMO attire.
Lately I've also been buying a lot of nintendo memorabilia
off of ebay, which probably explains how the NP
waste basket concept transpired. |
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Inside
the mind of a pedofile! |
Author:
Tom Macintosh (Jackalneo) |
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This one time, i was dreaming about peach, and i woke up stuck to the bed. |
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